can i haz cheezburger?
Grilled onion and bacon cheeseburger. No mayo, no pickles. Just how I like it. This ain’t no Whopper.

can i haz cheezburger?

Grilled onion and bacon cheeseburger. No mayo, no pickles. Just how I like it. This ain’t no Whopper.

Peanut Butter crumble cake. I wanted a snack that felt sinful yet nutritious so I whipped this up with 100% whole wheat pancake mix, vanilla soy milk, canola oil, peanut butter, water, unsalted butter, and blue agave syrup.
Not using milk, sugar, and eggs makes this a much healthier snack than traditional cakes by a lot since soy milk is high in protein and antioxidants and agave syrup is a low glycemic food. Peanut butter is also considered a healthy snack by itself. So I got my craving satisfied with this little cake, I try to make healthy taste good.

Peanut Butter crumble cake. I wanted a snack that felt sinful yet nutritious so I whipped this up with 100% whole wheat pancake mix, vanilla soy milk, canola oil, peanut butter, water, unsalted butter, and blue agave syrup.

Not using milk, sugar, and eggs makes this a much healthier snack than traditional cakes by a lot since soy milk is high in protein and antioxidants and agave syrup is a low glycemic food. Peanut butter is also considered a healthy snack by itself. So I got my craving satisfied with this little cake, I try to make healthy taste good.

I started sketching some things and thought it would be cool to try and draw a cartoon version of myself. I was going to leave it in pencil as I usually do but decided to color it in. I used a sepia pencil, markers, and crayons.

I started sketching some things and thought it would be cool to try and draw a cartoon version of myself. I was going to leave it in pencil as I usually do but decided to color it in. I used a sepia pencil, markers, and crayons.

We’re all whores, we all sell our bodies and talent for money.

—Lady Mystery

Our first Christmas tree

Our first Christmas tree

“I totally paused.”

“I totally paused.”

According to US Congress, pizza could be counted as a vegetable. The debate is how much tomato puree or paste counts as a vegetable serving and since pizza is basically bread, tomato sauce, and cheese, apparently it makes it an allowable nutritional food for school cafeterias. Eat up fatties, pizza is good for you, and don’t forget to smother your french fries with ketchup to get your daily antioxidants.

According to US Congress, pizza could be counted as a vegetable. The debate is how much tomato puree or paste counts as a vegetable serving and since pizza is basically bread, tomato sauce, and cheese, apparently it makes it an allowable nutritional food for school cafeterias. Eat up fatties, pizza is good for you, and don’t forget to smother your french fries with ketchup to get your daily antioxidants.

I’d rather walk on air than step on glass.

—Lady Mystery

Buttermilk banana pancake and cupcake

Buttermilk banana pancake and cupcake

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY